Put dead or death into the quotations whichever fits best.

 

Dead or death ?

 

 

1            "Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and  __________________ . "

                                                                                                                                                 (James Thurber)

 

2                        "On the plus side,  ___________________ is one of the few things that can be done just as      

               easily lying down."                                                                                                        (Woody Allen)

                

3            "The report of my  __________________ was an exaggeration."                        (Mark Twain)

 

4            "I believe that people would be alive today if there were a ___________________ penalty."

                                                                                                                                               (Nancy Reagan)

 

5                        "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared

               brain  _____________________ ."                                                                   (Erma Bombeck)

 

6            "Either this man is  _____________________ or my watch has stopped."      (Groucho Marx)

 

7            "There are worse things in life than  __________________ . Have you ever spent an evening

               with an insurance salesman?"                                                                                   (Woody Allen)

 

8                        "Whose neglects learning in his youth,

   Loses the past and is  ___________________ for the future."                                (Euripides)

 

9                        "If I could drop  ____________________ right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."          

                                                                                                                                             (Samuel Goldwyn)

 

10          "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be  ______________ . "

                                                                                                                                                (Johnny Carson)

 

11          "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are  _________________ ."       (Benjamin Franklin)

 

12          "Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is  _________________ to us."             (Plotinus)

 

13          "A single  ___________________ is a tragedy; a million  _________________ is a statistic."

                                                                                                                                                    (Joseph Stalin)

 

14                    "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by  ________________ ."

                                                                                                                                                       (H.H. Munro)

 

15          "It is said  that if you can’t say something good about a  ____________________ person

               don’t say it. Well, I consider him  ___________________ ."

                                                      (Thurgood Marshall, former Chief Justice, on President George Bush)

 

16         "Cowards die many times before their  __________________ ;

              The valiant never taste of __________________ but once."   (Shakespeare, ‘Julius Caesar’)

 

17           "I’ve been accused of every  _________________ except the casualty list of the World War."

                                                                                                                                                         (Al Capone)

 

18          "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be  _________________  

               by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your     

               life will never be the same again."                                                                           (Og Mandino)

 

19          "The only completely consistent people are the  __________________ ."     (Aldous Huxley)

 

20          "I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're  _______________ . "     

                                                                                                                                              (Samuel Goldwyn)

 

21          "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except  _________________ and taxes."

                                                                                                                                           (Benjamin Franklin)

 

22                    "I am not frightened of  ________________ .   I just don’t want to be there when it happens."

     (Woody Allen)

 

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